A really funny one
Cuffed
The Monkees were hanging around the pad one day.
They had a gig that night, and spend most of the morning practicing, so they decided to take a break.
Davy was on the phone making a date for the next night, with his new girlfriend Heather, Peter was eating a sandwhich, while Mike and Micky played a card game.
"I got a 6," said Mike, placing a card on the table.
Micky placed a card down and said,"I got a 9, you lose."
Mike just shook his head, and picked up the today's paper, while Micky was now using the cards to make a house.
"Hey fellas, said Mike reading the paper, There's going to be a magic show happening at the club were playing tonigh."
"Groovy, I love magic shows, said Peter, eating the last bit of his sandwhich, Can we go?"
"Well, the show starts at 7 and we go on at 8, I guess we can go," said Mike.
"Outasite, I haven't seen a magic show in years," said Micky.
"Same here," said Davy.
The guys then headed to the club.
When the guys arrived at the club, the found a table by the stage, and waited for the show to start.
Just then the manager of the club appeared on the stage and introduced the act.
"Ladies and gentlemen, the great Hankdinii," said the manager.
The crowd and the guys clapped when the middle aged magican came on stage.
He had short grey hair and wore a typical magican's tux.
"Thank you and welcome to the show," said Hankdinii.
The show then start, however Hankdinii was really no magican at all.
The rabbit in a hat trick didn't work, as the rabbit escape from under a table on stage instead of Hankdinii's hat, his milk in the hat trick didn't work, for he ended up getting covered in it, and the birds that were suppose to fly through some rings didn't work either, for the birds flew out of an open window.
One of the birds drop an unplesant surprised onto Micky's shirt.
Mike and Davy held back from laughing, while Peter handed him a tissue.
Needless to say, the crowd, includling the Monkees were not impressed with the show, however Peter did clapped to cheer Hankdinii up.
"Maybe I should go to the last trick, Hankdinii muddered, he then spoke up For my last trick, I'm going to need two volenteers.
"I can do that," said Peter, getting out of his chair and up on stage.
Davy went after him.
"Peter, wait a minute," he said.
Hankdinii stopped him.
"Thank you young men for volenteering," said Hankdinii.
He then grabbed a pair of handcuffs off his table.
"And now ladies and gentlemen, I will now handcuff these two volenteers together.
Hankdinii then handcuffed Davy and Peter together.
Though Davy looked concerned, Peter was enjoying being on stage.
Hankdinii then placed a red kerchief onto Peter and Davy's handcuffed hands.
"And now, ladies and gentlemen, when I remove this kerchief, our volenteers will be free,"said Hankdinii.
He then removed the rag, but Davy and Peter were still handcufed to each other.
The crowd did not like this one bit and began to boo Hankdinii.
Some people even were even through pillows and some peanuts that were in bowls on the table.
Hankdinii then packed up his items and left the stage.
Hey, what about us?"Davy asked.
"You're on your own kid, said Hankdinii, who then muddered, Why didn't I listen to my mother and became a dentist?"
The club manager then came on stage and said,"Ladies and gentlenmen, please calm down.
The audince then stopped booing and throwing stuff.
"In a few minutes the Monkees will be performing.
Davy and Peter then began to panic.
More to come...
Mickys411 (Laura)

Way to go, Laura!
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