Well, here's the deal. Under some people's names, you will find a cute little nickname or three. These are custom titles, and Ma doles them out to the worthy. This is not to say you aren't worthy, but merely that you just got here and we haven't had a chance to finish engraving your flatware. As soon as we get to know you a little bit, you'll get a custom title, and you can make name tags and wear them around if you want and all that. Okay?

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Bettina