The somewhat self-explanatory origins of "The fish eat my furniture". Apparently they ate his shirt as well.

~BBGreenie
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"Oh I would never dream of assuming I know all Hogwarts' secrets, Igor," said Dumbledore amicably. "Only this morning, for instance, I took a wrong turning on the way to the bathroom and found myself in a beautifully proportioned room I have never seen before, containing a really rather magnificent collection of chamber pots. When I went back to investigate more closely, I discovered that the room had vanished. But I must keep an eye out for it. Possibly it is only accessible at five-thirty in the morning. Or it may only appear at the quarter moon - or when the seeker has an exceptionally full bladder."

"You know, Michael Jackson *can* go into a supermarket as long as he doesn't show up with his yellow Rolls Royce and moonwalks into the cheese department!" ~Davy Jones