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Thought you all would enjoy this email I got.

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose... Follow the instructions to find your new name.

The following is an excerpt from a children's book,
"Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume Full new names.

1) Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:

a= poopsie b= lumpy c= buttercup d= gidget e= crusty
f= greasy g=fluffy h= cheeseball i= chim-chim j= stinky
k= flunky l= booger m= pinky n= zippy o= goober p= doofus q= slimy r= loopy s= snotty t= tulefel u=dorkey v= squeezit w= porky x= skipper y= dinky z= zsa-zsa

2) Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your New last name:

a= diaper b= toilet c= giggle d= burger e= girdle
f= barf g= lizard h= waffle i= cootie j= monkey k= potty
l= liver m= banana n= rhino o= bubble p= hamster q= toad
r= gizzard s= pizza t= gerbil u=chicken v= pickle w= chuckle x= tofu y= gorilla z= stinker

3) Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your New last name:

a= head b= mouth c= face d= nose e= tush f= breath
g=pants h= shorts i= lips j= honker k= butt l= brain m= tushie n= chunks o=hiney p= biscuits q= toes r= buns s= fanny
t= sniffer u= sprinkles v=kisser w= squirt x= humperdinck
y= brains z= juice

Now you have a new name!

And remember that kids laugh an average of 146 times a day, while adults laugh only an average of about 4 times a day.

Put more laughter in your life!!!

note - Scott asked me to post this... his name was Goober Diapersniffer ... *giggles*
*points at subject title* and thats mine.

Have some laughs!

Dani